Monday, March 31, 2014

Hey, Wassup Doc?


I WENT BACK TO MY DOCTOR AGAIN TODAY AFTER SOME MORE EXTENSIVE TESTS. I GOT A BETTER  REPORT THAN LAST TIME. HE SAID THAT I MUST BE BEHAVING MYSELF AND NOT DRINKING AS MUCH. I SAID, YEAH I AM...BUT I BLAME IT ON THE NICE WEATHER AND THE RETURN OF THE FLIES!

Friday, March 28, 2014

Democrat Corruption Runs Amok...Who Will Survive? Reid The Magnanamous?




On Tuesday, Harry Reid announced he would reimburse his campaign, Friends of Harry Reid, the $17,000 they gave his granddaughter for “holiday gifts,” but the Federal Election Commission is not satisfied...More at Breitbart

CORRUPT...Utah Investigators Find Evidence of Corruption Against Senators Harry Reid and Mike Lee, Justice Department Blocking Probe...Read More at JWF








The unethical and illegal behavior of Democratic state senators in California, where Democrats have total control of the state legislature, is giving the state’s Democratic Party concerns that the GOP may use the misbehavior to regain power. Since the beginning of 2014, every month has featured a Democratic state senator either being arrested or convicted.

The latest arrest came Wednesday, as Sen. Leland Yee of San Francisco was arrested on federal corruption charges. The federal government charged Lee with conspiracy to deal firearms without a license and illegally importing firearms. 

In January, Sen. Rod Wright of Inglewood was convicted of perjury and voter fraud for lying about his legal residence in Los Angeles County. The GOP tried to expel him from the Senate, but the Democrats would not consider the matter.

In February, Sen. Ron Calderon was indicted on federal corruption charges; he had accepted roughly $100,000 for himself and family members as a trade for supporting laws to expand Hollywood tax credits as well as looking out for a hospital that wanted a provision of the workers' compensation law protected.
On Wednesday, President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg (pictured), who leads the Democrats in California’s Senate, held a news conference. He urged Lee to resign or face suspension. He bluntly said, "He cannot come back." Steinberg added:


I know what people are thinking. This is the third incident the Senate has had to deal with. We are going to do everything in our power to uphold the integrity of the Senate and do the people's business and still have a great and productive year.

Yee’s hypocrisy was staggering; before his indictment he was well known for his efforts to promote government transparency and public records and introduced several bills in 2013 that limited gun possession...More at Breitbart 



Rhode Island...Gov Beat...CORRUPT...Gordon Fox resigns as House speaker day after investigators raid home, office 


CORRUPT...CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — Charlotte Mayor Patrick Cannon, a Democrat who has been in office less than six months, resigned Wednesday, just hours after he was arrested and accused of taking more than $48,000 in bribes from undercover FBI agents posing as businessmen who wanted to do work with North Carolina’s largest city.



Thursday, March 27, 2014

The Best And The Brightest Come From Hollywood...Ellen Knows...sic




I am targeting only the finest examples of our downwardly mobile youth this week.

Everyone knows that all you have to do is be born into the Hollywierd elite, get on SNL, or become a favorite on the talk show circuit and you automatically become a genius. You are then the most qualified person in the world to speak on all public policy issues. 


Alex Mandel...T-Shirt Salesman, Bartender and Minister

In the following clip, Howie Mandel manages to tout his son's t-shirt enterprise,website, and ministerial skills (while dressed as a penguin). He also implies that southern rednecks are incestuous...(Tea Party Regulars you know).


As you know Ellen thanked Our Dear Leader profusely for giving us Obumacare last week.

As Obuma and The Mooch tour the world and the talk shows daily, just remember that this is where most of our children get what they believe to be "THE REAL NEWS".
These are the examples they will follow for the rest of their lives.

ARRRGGGGHHH!

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Dude Beats Girlfriend With Rolled-Up Anger Management Workbook; She Retaliates With Box Cutter


When deputies pulled up to Sheelah Thompson’s apartment in Spartanburg, S.C., to investigate a physical altercation with her boyfriend, they learned plenty about what allegedly went down earlier Monday evening.

Thompson, 22, told police that Tyler Ford, 23, strangled her and threatened to kill her, put her phone in the oven so she couldn’t call 911, and “popped” their infant daughter twice on the legs because she was crying, WHNS-TV in Greenville, S.C., reported.

If that wasn’t enough, Thompson also claimed that Ford hit her in the face – with his rolled-up anger management workbook, the Associated Press added.

Police said that while the couple was watching a movie, Ford asked Thompson why she tries to get him angry knowing he’s in anger management, but she only shrugged in response, so he hit her on the foot and then the cheek with his book.

The pair hit each other, and Thompson at one point stabbed him with a box cutter, police said. Deputies said Ford had a deep cut on his forearm while Thompson had a bump on her forehead from the fight.
Ford and Thompson were both arrested and booked on criminal domestic violence charges.

Read More Here

From The Daley Gator

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Human Depravity Will Prevail


During my recent sabbatical from the blogosphere, I have discovered just what makes humans what they are. It is a simple minded herd mentality which drives the animal within to acts of stoopid, lavish, selfish depravity. Given the choice, the average hooman will choose the path of least resistance and literally become the lowest common denominator!

Case in point...
This is David Burford of "The Chronicles of Deb"


This lovely creature is an aspiring transvestite fire eater who makes his living as a grocery "bagger"!

How do I know this you may ask, and how did I discover this truly inspirational example of "classy trash" (as he describes himself)?

My cousin is a manager and head butcher at a large grocery chain and works with this hooman. He says this experience has been one of great entertainment for all concerned.





This is one outstanding example of why people don't really have to work. Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and many prominent Demonrats have told us so. Resident Obama supports you in all of your endeavors to reach the bottom. Just keep a low paying, part time job so you can get your subsidized Obumacare. Then you can be free to pursue your innermost dreams, no matter how dangerous or perverted!

More insanity HERE


BE AFRAID...BE VERY AFRAID...THEY WALK AMONG US!

YES, I AM BACK...SNARKY AS EVER AND LOADED FOR BEAR!


BE PREPARED TO SHOOT ON SIGHT!