Monday, August 4, 2014

Obama's 15 Worst Excuses For His Failed Presidency


1) Republicans ahead of him on the golf course wouldn't let him play through; so he missed calls telling him ISIS was overrunning Iraq.
2) Obama has been too busy reliving his choom gang days by getting high and watching old Cheech and Chong movies to fix the economy.


3) Don't blame Obama for Obamacare. It's George Bush's fault!
4) Obama was completely unaware that there is more to being President than giving speeches blaming Republicans for causing all of America's problems.
5) What failed presidency? Chris Matthews says Obama is the most successful President ever!
6) He's distracted all the time because Michelle won't let him eat anything other than carrots, beets and arugula.
7) Joe Biden said something dumb? That's George Bush's fault!
8) The mainstream media only gives Obama more credit than he deserves 90 percent of the time instead of 100 percent; so it’s not doing its part!
9) Going on frequent vacations to take a break from not working is a lot more stressful than you’d think.
10) As we all know, Obama learns about most of the problems in his administration by watching the news and he has been too busy golfing to watch TV.
11) He doesn't want to say all those nasty things about Republicans, but they keep appearing on his teleprompter; so he has to read them.
12) A lot of the white people who voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012 figured out he is black and went all racist on him!
13) People don’t like Barack Obama’s executive orders? That’s George Bush’s fault!
14) That liar Putin never came through with the magic beans he promised Obama in exchange for allowing him to invade Ukraine.
15) It was just too creepy to get any work done with Hillary Clinton in the building. There were broomsticks in the corners, flying monkeys everywhere, and Hillary peeping out of the corners screaming, "I'll get you, my pretty!"


The Attack Of The 50 Foot Bony Fingered Pelosi


Pelosi had a very public meltdown in the House after being confronted by an unfortunate fact by Congressman Marino: When she was Speaker, Democrats held super majorities in both the House and Senate along with the presidency and they did nothing about immigration (not that it’s a bad thing).

...Pelosi walked briskly across the chamber, making a beeline for Marino and shaking her finger at the congressman.
Rep. Nita Lowey, D-N.Y., could be heard saying off-camera, “what is she doing?”
After he was done speaking, Pelosi then pursued Marino through the chamber, and House chamber security were seen walking through the chamber.  (read more)








H/T to ZIP




Saturday, August 2, 2014

Why Did The Cougar Cross The Road? The Environmental Corruption Agency Told Him To



Caltrans officials plan to build a bridge for mountain lions and other wild animals to cross the Ventura (101) Freeway west of Los Angeles, officials said last week.


The National Park System has been tracking mountain lions in the Santa Monica Mountains since 2002, and its biologists worry that the big cats are inbreeding because they are cut off from other lions in the mountains around Simi Valley and further north.
Caltrans officials announced that a $2 million planning and design grant is being sought from the federal government's infrastructure funding program. Earlier estimates for the wildlife corridor crossing cost were about $10 million.
"The new crossing will better integrate the environment and transportation systems, fostering better wildlife connectivity on either side of the 101, and increasing public safety by reducing the risk for collisions between vehicles and wildlife," said Carrie Bowen, the Caltrans director for Los Angeles and Ventura counties.

From...KCET
FIRST...HOW FAR DOES THIS ROAD GO?
THIS IS IN MY COUNTY...
JEFFERSON COUNTY, Ohio --  Experts are taking a claim of a possible mountain lion sighting in Jefferson County seriously because an off-duty wildlife officer is the one who witnessed it while on a run. It was an officer with the Ohio Department of Natural Resources who saw the animal just feet away from him while at the Fernwood State Forest on Tuesday evening. And it's prompted increased patrols to keep an eye out for the animal and keep you safe. "He was out running around 6 o'clock and about 50 feet in front, he saw the mountain lion run. Him, being an expert, we definitely knew it was a mountain lion," said ODNR Officer Supervisor Peter Novotny. It had a long tail, was about 115-150 pounds and was camel in color. That's what sets a mountain lion apart from a smaller bobcat. According to Novotny, a possible sighting of a mountain lion is rare for Jefferson County -- and the entire state for that matter. "We haven't had a wild mountain lion in sighting in Ohio for probably 200 some years," Novotny said.Read More at: WTOV 9
HOWEVER...WE MUST KILL SOME HUMANS JUST TO MAKE IT FAIR...
In one of Alaska's most remote outposts, where a thousand hardy souls make their homes, the Obama administration has put the fate of birds and bears above the lives of people, blocking construction of an 11-mile gravel trail connecting a tiny fishing hamlet to a life-saving airport. 
For more than three decades the predominantly Aleut fishing community of King Cove has been fighting to build a one-lane,gravel track connecting the Cove to the nearby hamlet of Cold Bay. What they have gotten is 30 years of flat-out federal refusals or stall tactics.
Cove residents say a road is necessary so they can reach an all-weather airport in Cold Bay that will transport them to Anchorage, about 625 miles away, for medical treatment. They say that in emergency situations, it's a matter of life and death. 
Late last year, though, the Department of Interior announced it was rejecting plans for a proposed land swap that would allow the road to be built. The Dec. 23 decision cited the negative environmental impact on grizzly bears, caribou and water fowl like the Pacific black brant.
More From FOX News

Environmentalists have declared that global warming can’t be stopped without ending the “hegemonic capitalist system,” saying that cap-and-trade systems and conservation efforts are “false solutions.”
“The structural causes of climate change are linked to the current capitalist hegemonic system,” reads the final draft of the Margarita Declaration, presented at a conference including about 130 environmental groups.
“To combat climate change it is necessary to change the system,” the declaration adds.
Environmental activists met in the oil producing, socialist country of Venezuela as part of a United Nations-backed event to increase civil engagement in the lead up to a major climate conference.
But environmentalists surprised U.N. officials by offering up a declaration that not only seeks to end capitalism, but one that also opposes U.N.-backed efforts to fight global warming — namely, cap-and-trade and forest conservation programs...(snip)
“EPA is setting up our states to fail – our local economies to fail – to deliver on the president’s promise that electricity prices will skyrocket – all for immeasurable so-called climate benefits,” Louisiana Republican Sen. David Vitter said in a Thursday hearing on the EPA’s new rule. ”This rule is all pain and no gain.”

Read more: Daily Caller


Senate Report Ties Soros Group to ‘Billionaire’s Club’ Dictating EPA Actions

An “elite group of left wing millionaires and billionaires” fund “the far-left environmental movement, which in turn controls major policy decisions,” according to a U.S. Senate report released on July 30. The report singled out, among other groups, the secretive Democracy Alliance, a group founded in part by liberal billionaire George Soros.
Read More HERE




Mark Levin and the Landmark Legal Foundation go after the "Environmental Corruption Agency"

Thursday, July 31, 2014

We Never Tried to Impeach Bush, Says Dumbest Democrat in Congress Who Tried to Impeach Bush


Instead of tossing out a lot of comments about how dumb Congress woman Sheila Jackson Lee is, I’ll just link to this.

Sheila Jackson-Lee might be the dumbest person in congress. She might even be the dumbest person outside congress. If there were ever a global championship for idiots, the country could send her there. And leave her there; because unlike Lassie, she wouldn’t be able find her way back on her own.
In February, Congress was debating federal spending. And Sheila Jackson-Lee got up to make her contribution denouncing a Pepsi commercial as racist. Other things that Jackson-Lee has denounced as racist include hurricanes, a balanced budget and secret service agents.
Lee tried to denounce the Tea Party as racist at an NAACP meeting, but in the middle of it she forgot the word for sheets, and condemned them for wearing, “uh, clothing with a name.”  Which is exactly how most of the rest of Congress refers to her.
Back to the present, Sheila Jackson Lee keeps reminding us that it is possible to be a mentally retarded member of Congress.
Texas Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee argued Wednesday the Republican effort to sue President Obama is nothing but a veiled attempt to impeach him — something Democrats never did to President George W. Bush:
“A historical fact: President Bush pushed this nation into a war that had little to do with apprehending terrorists. We did not seek an impeachment of President Bush, because as an executive, he had his authority. President Obama has the authority.”
Except former Rep. Dennis Kucinich did actually introduce a bill to impeach Bush in 2008 — and Jackson Lee actually was a co-sponsor to the legislation.
And the bill was over the Iraq War. Obviously.
But how we can expect Sheila Jackson Lee to remember the time she tried to have a president impeached, when she can’t remember how the Vietnam War ended?
No seriously. She doesn’t know.

Homeland Security Agents Raid Home to Seize Land Rover For Violation of ...

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Walkin' The Dog...West Virginia Redneck Style


I have always been proud of my Ohio Valley heritage. People here are; for the most part; hard working, God fearing conservative (if not libertarian) folks. They tend to live in such a way that would remind you of earlier times in our nation. Some would say that we are at least 10 years behind the rest of the nation in most respects. That may not be a bad thing.

However, there are times when the Progressive lifestyle invades my little enclave and it makes me want to "bug out".
The following story is just one example.

Despite rumors to the contrary...West Virginians do not all share the same DNA. I share none at all with these folks!


MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT PROVIDED


RONEY'S POINT, WV - Imagine driving down the road, possibly on your way to work, and looking out the window only to see ... a naked man, on all fours, being walked on a leash.
That scenario played out this morning in Ohio County.
Sheriff's deputies responded to a call this morning about a woman walking a naked man around the yard on a leash outside a Roney's Point residence.
Roney's Point is located between Valley Grove and Triadelphia.
Deputy Nelson Croft said a passerby called police at 9:30 a.m. to report seeing the couple in the yard.
"It's a case of consenting adults having outdoor sex," Croft said, describing it as "kinky."
"We referred it to the prosecutor's office for consideration of an indecent exposure charge."
He said the woman apparently was dressed and leading the naked man around the yard on his hands and knees.
Croft said no charges were filed at the scene because deputies did not witness the event.
"They were both dressed and in the house when we got there," he said.
According to Croft, the couple, from Washington County, Pa., were visiting friends near U.S. 40 at Roney's Point.


Monday, July 28, 2014

Never Forget Who Instigated Chaos In Libya


“The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.”—George Soros


If George Soros isn’t the world’s preeminent “malignant messianic narcissist,” he’ll do until the real thing comes along.  

Move over, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot.  There’s a new kid on the block.What we have in Soros, is a multi-billionaire atheist, with skewed moral values, and a sociopath’s lack of conscience.  

He considers himself to be a world class philosopher, despises capitalism, and just loves social engineering.

Uh oh.  Can you say “trouble,” boys and girls?

Soros is a real life version of Dr. Evil—with Obama in the role of Mini-Me.  Which is not as humorous as it might at first sound.  In fact, it’s bone-deep chilling.

Canada Free Press



Liberals hate Israel. The dopes on the left have bought into the myth that Israel is oppressive and is the single source of all that is wrong in the Middle East. They are the sole source of misery to the poor Palestinians; those dirty Jews, stealing their homeland. Taking by force what rightfully belongs to the Palestinians.

Even self-hating Jew George Soros (yes, he’s Jewish) is underwriting groups that work against Israel’s interests.

When asked about anti-Semitism in Europe, Soros said European anti-Semitism is the result of the policies of Israel and the United States.

Jews are so evil, so the theory goes, that they cause anti-Semitism.

That’s like a rapist saying a woman deserved or was asking to be raped because she was dressed a certain way and everyone agreeing with the premise.

Read more at Godfather Politics




Libya Airstrikes: The Women Who Called for War



That a diplomatic team led by Hillary Clinton,

 Susan Rice, and Samantha Power advocated 

military action against Gaddafi may be a footnote 

in the Libyan conflict—but it is a significant mark 

of our nation's evolution, argues John Avlon.



LET US NOT FORGET: For anyone who thinks that Samantha Power is just some low level cog in the Washington machine, the New York Times just did a nice profile on her role in the current administration.It turns out that Mrs. Cass Sunstein is probably the most dangerous woman in America, after all.

Samantha Power and the anti-Israel "Responsibility to Protect"


The Libyan airstrikes mark the first time in U.S. history that a female-dominated diplomatic team has urged military action.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined with U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice and the influential Office of Multilateral and Human Rights Director Samantha Power to argue for airstrikes against Libya. Their advice triggered an abrupt shift in U.S. policy, overturning more cautious administrations' counselors....

Here on May 20, 2011 The Daily Beast is touting the Libyan incursion as a huge success for these great "womyn of American diplomacy".

The circumstances under which the U.S. decided to attack the Gaddafi regime reveal an internal evolution of strategy. 
Until last week it was assumed the North African uprising against dictatorships would overwhelm the Libyan dictator. But in the absence of an established no-fly zone, he successfully turned the tide against rebels in the eastern half of his nation by strafing his citizens.

Today we see how well this George Soros / Samantha Power globalist agenda has turned out...EXACTLY AS THEY PLANNED...TOTAL CHAOS driven by anti-semitic warring tribes and the friends of Obama...The Muslim Brotherhood....The Benghazi consulate attack and the closure of our Libyan embassy...BUT THE LEFT IS NOT FINISHED WITH THEIR GLOBAL DESTABILIZATION YET!


SOROS FUNDED “LIBYAN SCENARIO” NOW UNFOLDING IN UKRAINE



Libya suffered from an order out of chaos plan. A similar design on Russia’s frontier is now underway

Kurt Nimmo
Infowars.com
February 22, 2014

Back in 2011 the Party of Regions warned that if left unchecked the globalist financier George Soros would unleash a “Libyan scenario” on Ukraine.


In January we reported on the cynical attempt by Soros to undermine Ukraine and other nations in the Russian Federation. Soros’ Open Society Institute, now known as Open Society Foundations (OSF), doles out grants to activist NGOs in central Europe and builds upon and continues the work of the Ford Foundation. 

Since the early 1950s, the CIA has used the Ford Foundation as a funding cover. Soros and a handful of U.S. organizations such as the National Endowment for Democracy destabilize and overthrow governments, tasks formerly accomplished by the CIA.

The destabilization of the Ukrainian government is part of an ongoing geostrategic move by the globalists to undermine any challenge to their hegemonic designs. Libya suffered the result of what is essentially an order out of chaos plan. A similar plan on Russia’s frontier is now underway.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

When Canadian Terrorists Attack


BREAKING: Yesterday terror reigned supreme in my Ohio Valley as a Canadian threatened to blow up the plane he was in over the WV, OH, PA tri-state area. The map below shows the flight path of the bomber's plane...


Two American fighter jets accompanied Sunwing Flight 

772 from West Virginia back to Toronto after Ali Shahi, 

25, became agitated and started ranting about his home 

country. Incredible video footage shows a SWAT team 

board the airplane on the tarmac and order the 183 

passengers to get down as the plane is cleared...See 

Video on NY Daily News




As you can clearly see; the plane flew directly over my city, then was diverted north over my old farm on the WV, PA border. Clearly I was being targeted!


I had not yet launched my fleet of drones with which to film the drama going on overhead. Neither did I have time to access my secret satellite control base in order to monitor the action in real time.

Ali Shahi was protesting high Canadian taxes, so was he a member of the Muslim branch of the Extermist Canuck Tea Party sent to destroy the Union controlled capitalist manufacturing hub of the Ohio Valley?


Clearly there is a conspiracy afoot here!

US officials stated that they were surprised by the strong response of the Canadian response team.


OBAMA WAS NOT IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT, AS HE WAS RUSHED TO THE SECRET THRONE ROOM IN THE WHITE HOUSE BUNKER.


Disclaimer notice for the uninformed masses; 
FOR SATIRICAL USE ONLY! 
No Canadians were killed or harmed in any way during the writing of this post.