YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE "OBAMA DREAM" GIF ZONE!
YOU ARE FEELING VERRRY RELAXED!
YOU MUST COMPLY WITH ALL DIRECTIVES!
YOU WILL MOVE ALONG WHEN INSTRUCTED...THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
THE DC ELITE WILL BE GIVEN COMPLETE AUTONOMY IN ALL MATTERS...NO EXCEPTIONS!
ALWAYS BUY THE UNION LABEL...OR ELSE!
ALL VOTER PARTICIPATION MUST BE APPROVED BY THE DEAR LEADER!
THE ONLY LAWS TO BE ENFORCED ARE OBAMA APPROVED LAWS!
ONLY MOOCH APPROVED EXERCISE IS PERMITTED!
ALL MUST WORHSIP AT THE CHURCH OF CLIMATOLOGY!
POLAR BEARS ALWAYS GET THE RIGHT OF WAY!
YOU MUST COMPLY WITH ALL ORDERS GIVEN BY THE OBAMA MILITIA!
POLICE OFFICERS ARE ONLY PERMITTED TO CARRY ONE ROUND!
THE FORMAL DRESS CODE OF THIS ADMINISTRATION MUST BE ADHERED TO AT ALL TIMES!
ONLY GONERNMENT APPROVED PLAYGROUNDS AND ACTIVITIES ARE PERMITTED...FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
THIS IS ONLY ONE EXAMPLE OF BANNED FUN ACTIVITY!
POLICE CAR JUMPING IS ENCOURAGED AT ALL TIMES!
SEVERE PUNISHMENT WILL BE SWIFT AND DEADLY FOR ALL TAX EVADERS!
GOVERNMENT OFFICALS ARE EXEMPTED FROM ALL REGULATIONS AND LAWS THAT THEY MAY PASS!
BOWING TO ALL FOREIGN DICTATORS WILL BE STRICTLY ENFORCED!
YOU MUST EAT THE BILL TO FIND OUT WHAT IS IN IT!
HAVE A NICE DAY...THE NEW SOCIALIST STATE AWAITS YOU!
THIS IS A NO FREE SPEECH ZONE!
NO DEBATE PERMITTED!
FOR TRAITORS TO THE CAUSE...THERE IS ONLY ONE PUNISHMENT...
THAT IS ALL...WE WILL BE WATCHING!
IMAGERY FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE CATS...
H/T to We The People
2 comments:
These are all great. You know, I think I know the blond.
Every Big Mac should come with one Odie! I have that option here as well.
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