Much to the chagrin of Sen. Joe Manchin...
THE STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA HAS BECOME THE FIRST IN THE NATION TO DECLARE OPEN SEASON ON ZOMBIE WITH OTHERS TO FOLLOW. RUMORS ARE FLYING THAT THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (WASHINGTON D.C.) MAY FOLLOW.
THIS WOULD EXPLAIN THE MASS EXIT OF CONGRESSMAN AND SENATORS AS WELL AS PRESIDENT OBAMA BEING FLOWN TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.
FYI: The DC elite have an underground high speed rail system which spirits them to their bunkers in WV, VA, and NC.
Via: Obama Cartoons
HERE ARE SOME REAL ZOMBIES TO START WITH!