Thursday, April 11, 2013

"Higher" Learning In Detroit


Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tons of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes and 25 trafficked Latino prostitutes - all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.

 
Local residents were shocked, and a local community spokesman said:
 
"We're all shocked; we never knew we had a
 
library."
 



DETROIT - WDIV                  

His name on the streets is King Roland.

 
 
Law enforcement officials have desperately hunted for Roland Uzericki because he was smuggling heroin into Metro Detroit neighborhoods by hiding it in text books.
 
The books appeared no different than the ones you would find in a teenage student's backpack.
 
However, once the binding is peeled away, addictive, deadly heroin is found inside...See Video Here
 
 




 

2 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Vote Democrat ! Da kare aboot uz.

Scott Way said...

More gunz fer thugz!