Obama Gives The Same Speech to the Murricans

The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldn’t do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.

Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.

The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.

Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!

Tip o'the hat to Lazamataz and Dr. Seuss...and Jokey

Here we see Barack the Uniter speaking to the KKK. I think that if you watch closely you will see the same speech has been remolded and given to the Black Caucus last week, the La Raza Conference, Muslim groups, colleges, and untold special interests throughout the nation.

“I expect all of you to march with me and press on. Take off your bedroom slippers, put on your marching shoes. Shake it off. Stop complaining, stop grumbling, stop crying. We are going to press on. We’ve got work to do, CBC,” Obama told Saturday’s crowd at the Washington Convention Center.