Saturday, August 31, 2013

A Labor Day Capitalist Success Story

 
Obama stated just the other day in his MLK Day speech that he has seen very few success stories where a person...a regular Joe...has been able to bring himself up and improve his station in life. I beg to differ, as I have seen many and been witness to my own successes (and failures) over the years.
Now on Labor Day (a Communist holiday) the "workers must unite" again to defeat the greedy "capitalist pigs" running our fast food industry.
 
 
As we see this SEIU staged event taking place, I would remind everyone that success is possible if you apply yourself and your God given gifts...I found one great example just the other day...
 
A Young Guy From NJ Moves To FL

He goes to a big "everything under one roof" store looking for a sales job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in New Jersey."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"
 
The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101,237.65."

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
 
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
 
"Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,
 
"So I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft."

"Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK?!"

The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"

Stolen from The Feral Irishman 



Friday, August 30, 2013

Impeachable Offense #37...Obama Unilaterally Grants Amnesty To Illegal Aliens

 
Congress hasn’t passed immigration legislation, but that hasn’t stopped President Obama from issuing directives that grant amnesty to illegal immigrants.


Last week, the Obama Administration issued the latest in a line of policy directives granting amnesty by default. This latest directive instructs Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials not to enforce immigration laws in cases where an illegal alien is the primary provider for any minor child – regardless of the child’s immigration status – or the parent or guardian of a child who is a U.S. citizen or legal permanent resident.

In a statement about the new directive, House Judiciary Committee chairman Bob Goodlatte (R–VA) declared:
President Obama has once again abused his authority and unilaterally refused to enforce our current immigration laws by directing U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents to stop removing broad categories of unlawful immigrants.
In June of last year, the Obama Administration’s Department of Homeland Security issued a memorandum telling U.S. immigration officials how they should “enforce the Nation’s immigration laws against certain young people who were brought to this country as children and know only this country as home.” The move essentially served to implement major portions of the DREAM Act – which has been introduced and failed in Congress more than 30 times – by executive fiat.

Read the whole story HERE

VIA The Daley Gator 

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Russian Vice-Premier: Obama’s Mideast Policy Is Like A Monkey With A Hand Grenade

 
 
Russian Vice-Premier Dmitry Rogozin compared Barack Obama's foreign policy in the Middle East to a "monkey with a hand grenade."



His statement was communicated via Twitter on Tuesday:

Dmitry Rogozin @Rogozin     
Life Запад обращается с исламским миром как обезьяна с гранатой

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

An Embarrassment to Higher Education

 
UNC Prof.'s Epic Response to Academic Who Said He Should Be Fired for Traditional Marriage Views

        
Dear Edward:

I want to take the time to thank you for writing and telling me that I should be fired from my position as a tenured professor because I am “the biggest embarrassment to higher education in America.” I also want to thank you for responding when I asked you exactly how you arrived at that conclusion. Your response, “because you insist that marriage requires one man and one woman,” was both helpful and concise.

While I respect your right to conclude that I am the biggest embarrassment to higher education in America, I think you’re wrong. In fact, I don’t even think I’m the biggest embarrassment to higher education in the state of North Carolina. But since you’re a liberal and you support “choice” – provided we’re talking about dismembering children and not school vouchers for those who weren’t dismembered – I want to give you some options. In fact, I’m going to describe the antics of ten professors, official campus groups, and invited campus speakers in North Carolina and let you decide which constitutes the biggest embarrassment to higher education.

1. In the early spring semester of 2013, a women’s studies professor and a psychology professor at Western Carolina University co-sponsored a panel on bondage and S&M. The purpose of the panel was to teach college students how to inflict pain on themselves and others for sexual pleasure. When you called me the biggest embarrassment in higher education, you must not have known about their bondage panel. Maybe you were tied up that evening and couldn’t make it.

2. At UNC Chapel Hill, there is a feminist professor who believes that women can lead happy lives without men. That’s nothing new. But what’s different is that she thinks women can form lifelong domestic partnerships with dogs and that those relationships will actually be fulfilling enough to replace marital relationships with men. I can’t make this stuff up, Ed. I don’t drop acid. Well, at least not since the late 1980s. But I promise this story is real and not an LSD flashback.

3. At Duke University, feminists hired a “sex worker” (read: prostitute) to speak as part of an event called the Sex Workers Art Show. After his speech, the male prostitute pulled down his pants, got down on his knees, and inserted a burning sparkler into his rectum. While it burned, he sang a verse of “the Star Spangled Banner.” I believe that stripping incident was almost as embarrassing as the other one involving the Duke Lacrosse team.

4. A porn star was once paid to give a speech at UNCG. The topic was “safe sodomy.” After her speech, the feminist pornographer sold autographed butt plugs to students in attendance. I’m not sure whether the ink could contribute to rectal cancer. I’m no health expert. But I do know it was pretty darned embarrassing when the media picked up on the story.

5. A few years ago at UNC-Chapel Hill, a feminist group built a large vibrator museum in the middle of the campus quad as a part of their “orgasm awareness week.” I think that was probably the climax of the semester, academically speaking. But they certainly weren’t too embarrassed to display a vibrator that was made out of wood back in the 1920s. Keep your batteries charged, Ed. We’re about halfway done.

6. A feminist administrator at UNC-Wilmington sponsored a pro-abortion event. During the event they sold tee shirts saying “I had an abortion” to students who … well, had abortions. That’s right, Ed. The students were encouraged to boast about the fact that they had killed their own children. That’s how the UNC system is preserving the future of our great Tar Heel state.

7. The following semester, that same UNCW administrator sponsored a workshop teaching students how to appreciate their orgasms. I learned art appreciation in college. Today, college kids are taught orgasm appreciation. I will let you decide whether that’s an embarrassment to higher ed., Ed.

8 A few years ago, a UNCW English professor posted nude pictures of under-aged girls as a part of an “art exhibit” in the university library. The Provost then ordered the nude pictures to be moved away from the library and into the university union. This decision was made after several pedophiles had previous been caught downloading child pornography in the university library just a few yards away from the location of the display. The English professor was incensed so she asked the Faculty Senate to censure the provost for violating her “academic freedom.” The faculty senate sided with the feminist professor. The provost was later pressured to leave the university.

9. A different feminist professor at UNCW accused a male professor of putting tear gas in her office. She was later caught putting her mail in a microwave oven. She did this because she thought people were trying to poison her with anthrax and that the oven would neutralize the toxins. She was not placed on leave for psychiatric reasons. Instead, she was designated as the university’s official “counter terrorism” expert.

10 And then there is Mike Adams. He thinks marriage is between a man and a woman.
So those are the choices, Ed. You can simply write back and tell me which of these professors, groups, or guest speakers has caused “the biggest embarrassment to higher education” – either in North Carolina or in America altogether. Or you can just concede that our system of hire education is the real embarrassment because it has been hijacked by radical feminism. And please pardon any puns – especially those that take the form of ms-spelled words.

Read more at Clash Daily

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

2000th Post...Almost Four Years Running...GIF Party Today!!!

 
Yes, time flies and people just get dumber...however, as many of you out there realize, I love a good laughable image!...A good image really is the best way to deliver a message to the uninformed masses. Therefore, to celebrate this milestone in my blogging career (if you can call it that) I am sharing some of my latest animated discoveries...and some links to boot...ENJOY!

 
Now, let's exercise our rights of free expression!
 
 

 
H/T to Odie
 
 

H/T to 22 Moon

 
H/T to Randy 
 
 
H/T to Crushin Libs

 

 
 
H/T to Madd Medic
 
 

 
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Monday, August 26, 2013

We Have Ted Cruz's List: Harvard Law Really Is Littered with Communists

 

It turns out Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was correct when he claimed Harvard Law School had significant numbers of what might reasonably be called "communists."




Anyone who knows the Ivy League knows the question shouldn't be, Who at Harvard is Marxist? but Who at Harvard isn't Marxist?
Cruz, a U.S. senator for almost two months now, made the offending statement in a speech almost three years ago.  He described Barack Obama as "the most radical" president "ever to occupy the Oval Office."


 
Obama "would have made a perfect president of Harvard Law School" because "there were fewer declared Republicans in the faculty when we were there than communists!" said Cruz. 
 
 
"There was one Republican. But there were 12 who would say they were Marxists who believed in the communists' overthrowing the United States government."


Dan McLaughlin, a law school classmate of Cruz, confirms that the senator "is absolutely right on the basic point here:  there were multiples more Marxists on the Harvard Law faculty at the time than open Republicans."

(snip)

Critical legal theory takes the neo-Marxist perspective that the law is concerned with power, not justice.  Because the law is a fraud perpetrated on the people, an oppressive tool of capitalism, imperialism, sexism, racism, and whatever other ism it is currently fashionable to attack, the legal system should be criticized endlessly as a means of tearing it down.  If you're a communist it's natural to embrace critical legal theory as a way of changing American society.
Judge Alex Kozinski of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals eloquently describes critical legal studies (CLS) as "horse manure."
As I understand this so-called theory, the notion is that because legal rules don't mean much anyway, and judges can reach any result they wish by invoking the right incantation, they should engraft their own political philosophy onto the decision-making process and use their power to change the way our society works.
Imagine the chaos that would ensue if "Crits" dominated the judiciary.  There would be no fixed rules.  The only certain criterion for decisions would be so-called social justice, whatever that might mean on a particular day.  As the judicial branch became an instrument of naked redistribution, Karl Marx would look up from his fiery torments and cheer as America degenerated into kleptocracy.

There are more than a few Harvard Law academics associated with critical legal studies.

Harvard has been ground zero for the CLS movement for decades, a fact Time acknowledged in 2005.  The magazine identified Harvard law professors Roberto Mangabeira Unger, Morton Horwitz, and Duncan M. Kennedy as "three of the best-known" CLS adherents.  (Kennedy is also a member of the far-left Democratic Socialists of America and the radical, pro-terrorist National Lawyers Guild.  Bernardine Dohrn, incidentally, used to be an organizer for the NLG.)

Other Crits on the Harvard faculty are Mark Tushnet and David W. Kennedy.  In a 1981 law review article titled "The Dilemmas of Liberal Constitutionalism," Tushnet wrote that if he were a judge he "would decide what decision in a case was most likely to advance the cause of socialism."

Read the whole story...The American Thinker



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