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Gone Fishin'...Or Shootin' Or Sumthin"

 

As Father's Day approaches I have been considering what to do to celebrate my day tomorrow...Go fishin?

 

 

Well, maybe not...but this guy has the "greatest T-shirt ever"!

 

 

Well, maybe I'll do some shootin'...

Naw, the flunky in chief has stolen my thunder...He's goin' on safari!

 

 

So I think I'll just pop a cold one and hang out with a couple of buddies!

 

 

I hope y'all have fun too!!

 

 

 

 

 

The Londanistan Jihadi Taxi Service

 

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because “in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially western music which is the music of the infidel.”

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.

The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing?”

The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so get out and wait for a camel….”

 

 

From Grumpa Joe's Place H/T to Madd Medic

Via Michael Haltman over at The Political Commentator comes this piece (not sure if it was originally a story or was always a joke since it's not sourced) about what can happen when a Muslim passenger tries to force his religious beliefs on a London Black Cab driver ... it's just too good not to pass along.

As Michael suggests, this is a bit like the 'Kid From Brooklyn' going off on foot baths being installed for Muslim cab drivers at an airport. The delivery is indeed quite different but the message is the same. See the entertaining, non-PC video here (scroll down).

 

hyscience

 

 

Related: Airport admits installing foot-washing benches

Obama Planning to Import Tens of Thousands of Syrian Refugees to US

 

Resettling them in your neighborhood. Fully funded for decades with your tax dollars. Destroying your local educational, health and community resources. Not to mention the crime, rapes, harrassment of your women and children, the foreign funded mosques they will build in your residential neighborhoods and eventual terror attacks. It is urgent for you to contact your local and federal elected officials. Now.  h/t DG at FP who writes:

Sure most people just see refugees, but Democrats see voters.

From the LAT with editorial by Refugee Resettlement Watch.

 

Below is the disastrous news at the Los Angeles Times.  Just as the Senate is considering making it easier and more lucrative for government contractors to bring in larger numbers (more easily) of refugees and political asylees through S.744, we will be inundated with Syrians.  So, when you call your US Senators today about voting NO on the “comprehensive immigration reform” tell them NO Syrians either!   And, if you are thinking there might be some Christians in the bunch, I assure you we won’t single those out for resettlement!

Once they open the spigot, they open it wide!

 

Syrian refugee protesters at a refugee camp in Jordan. So Homeland Security is supposed to sort through this and only bring us the good people?

Just for your information we have already brought 12,396 Iraqis to America in the first 8 months of FY2013!  Most of them are on food stamps, other public assistance and not working!

Read More at Creeping Sharia

 

Also Read Refugee Resettlement Watch

 

 

"A Symbolic Gesture of Religious Tolerance"...HOW NICE

 

More and more accommodation ......

REPORT: University of Chicago removed pews from 88-year old chapel to accommodate Islamic prayers Campus Forum, June 10, 2013 (hat tip snake)

 

 

University of Chicago (UC) administrators permanently removed pews from an 88-year old chapel on campus in order to accommodate Islamic prayers, according to a local news report.

 “The pews were recently removed from the chapel in order to offer Muslim students a place to pray, a symbolic gesture of religious tolerance,” according to an official description of the exhibit which includes a “set of repurposed pews from the University of Chicago’s campus church.”

A spokesperson for UC also appeared to confirm the reason for the pews’ removal in a statement emailed to Campus Reform on Friday.

“The benches were removed... to make Bond Chapel a more appropriate comfortable space for its many uses: ceremonial, spiritual, and artistic,” said Susie Allen.

Allen, however, said the primary purpose for the change, which was part of a broader renovation, was to “accommodate the installation of a Boroque-style organ.”

The UC Muslim Student Association (MSA) also announced in its 2012-2013 edition of The Complete Muslims Guide to UChicago that Friday prayers would be held in the chapel once renovation was complete.

“Bond Chapel is where Friday prayers will be held once construction is over,” it says.

“Insha'Allah, Jumuah prayer will be held in Bond Chapel every Friday this quarter,” reads another announcement on the MSA Chicago website.

Read More at Atlas Shrugs 

Random Thoughts on Constitutional Freedoms

“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of TYRANNY.” — James Madison, Federalist Paper 47

 

Nothing more disappointing in life than a second Amendment priest, is there Captain? If you or any of your men make a move, you go first.” ~ Father McNearney. “The Battle of Mayberry“

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I first read about this story at Bunkerville so a hat tip is in order here.

 

Earlier this year Maxine Waters spoke glowingly about the database Barack Obama is culminating on every single American citizen:

“The president has put in place an organization that contains a kind of database that no one has ever seen before in life,” she added. “That’s going to be very, very powerful.”

 

Martin asked if Waters if she was referring to “Organizing for America.”

 

“That’s right, that’s right,” Waters said. “And that database will have information about everything on every individual in ways that it’s never been done before”

 

With the phone and internet data mining just coming to light I think we can now see exactly what she was referring to when she made those comments. She claimed Barack Obama was creating a database on everything about every single American citizen and she continued by stating it would be very powerful for years to come.
 

She has basically admitted what many of us of feared for quite some time but which is just coming to light for many Americans in the midst of all these scandals.

 

With the IRS admitting it inappropriately targeted Barack Obama’s political enemies before the election are we really supposed to believe there will be no abuses related to this database? Take off the tinfoil hats because this is real, as a DHS insider said this is going to get real ugly real soon, and we should all be afraid. We should be very afraid because Big Brother is watching…..

H/T to Madd Medic

Military Told Not To Read Obama-Scandal News

 

Verizon phone records story off-limits to airmen...

 

President Obama has said the outrage over the federal government’s decision to monitor citizens’ phone activity is all “hype.”

      

He might want to share his opinion with the U.S. Air Force, which is ordering members of the service not to look at news stories about it.

WND has received an unclassified NOTAM (Notice to Airmen) that warns airmen not to look at news stories related to the data-mining scandal.

The notice applies to users of the Air Force NIPRNET (Non-classified Internet Protocol Router Network), which is the only way that many troops stationed overseas and on bases in the U.S. are able to access the Internet.

The last line of the executive summary states:

“Users are not to use AF NIPRNET systems to access the Verizon phone records collection and other related news stories because the action could constitute a Classified Message Incident.”

Cindy McGee, the mother of an airman stationed in the UAE, spoke with WND.

“The fact that our government is attempting to censor our service members from the truth of what is happening here at home is truly frightening and disheartening,” said McGee.

Her son received the same notice.

McGee continued, “I am outraged that our government is attempting to censor the information from our military that every citizen in this country is potentially being targeted by our government in a massive overreach of their constitutional powers by unconstitutional surveillance of all Americans and storage of that data.”

Read more at WND

H/T to Madd Medic

Get Your Free Stuff Here...If You Really Want It

 

A Mexican (an undocumented Democrat), a Black (a documented Democrat), a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.
 

 

"I can only grant four wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black thought for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa ." Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my peoples back to our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah." Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

 

 

The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Lite. It doesn't get any better than this!"

 

 

 

NOW FOR THE MUSICAL VERSION...

 

 

 

AND NOW THE GUY'S VERSION!!!

 

 

 

 

 

"Invade Israel...The Jews Are Too Rich And Powerful"

By Debbie Schlussel---SOURCE

Back during the 2008 Barack Obama campaign for President, the Democratic nominee got rid of campaign adviser Samantha Power after she called Hillary Clinton “a monster,” and a 2002 video, below, came to light, in which she called for the U.S. to invade Israel. But everyone knew that she was still advising Obama behind the scenes and has been to date.

And, today, Obama made that fact official by leaking to the media that Power is his choice for new U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, as he moves Susan Rice to National Security Adviser (hey, we’ve already had one incompetent Rice as NSA Adviser, so why not another?).

What is even more offensive, though, in the video and gets less play is Power’s anti-Semitic comment about Jews being too rich and politically powerful in the United States. She talks about how her suggestion for invading Israel and spending U.S. money on bolstering a Palestinian State (which seems to be the only state she wants in what is Israel) will “alienat[e] a domestic constituency of [laugh, laugh, giggle, giggle] tremendous political and financial import.”

She’s clearly referring to Jews and saying they are too rich and too powerful. I want to know, as a Jewish-American so stereotyped by her where my tremendous riches and power are and why, if my riches and power are so great, an anti-Israel Prez–who nominates scum like her–got elected.

By the way, if you look at Eva Braun’s, er . . . Samantha Power’s pics online, she seems like an egomaniac who fancies herself a supermodel of some sort. Sadly, we have to take this Jew-hater seriously.

There are enough far-left, pan-Muslim Israel haters in her native Ireland (where she grew up). Why must we have this crappy import, Ms. Power, pretending to represent America in the U.N.?