Obama Sez: "All Power To The Kronies"

In order to maintain a state of disorder in the union and to continue the corrupt policies of the "Master Bureaucracy" Our Dear Leader has declared once again in his greatest speech ever that "CLIMATE CHANGE IS A FACT!"  

Here again "SOMETHING MUST BE DONE TO SAVE OUR CHILDREN!"

"We must continue to grab more land for "Federal Protection" and lock up all oil and gas reserves forever! All oil exploration must be halted at once! We must take away the incentive from those evil oil companies...SEIZE THEIR WORKING CAPITAL! We must invest in our future...therefor we must give all that sequestered money back to the GREEN ENERGY KRONIES and their academic cohorts; as well as to Al Gorelioni, their backers in Congress, and the banking lobby!"

ALL THAT IS GREEN IS GOOD AND REMEMBER THAT GREEN IS THE NEW RED KOMRADES!

One of the biggest lies in politics is the idea that big government is force to constrain big corporate power. It’s the big lie at the heart of well-intentioned liberal calls for more government intervention into the economy. It takes a certain amount of ignorance, willful or not, to maintain this big lie in the face of actual reality. Crony deals have always been the norm for government intervention from Obamacare, to “green” energy subsidies, to no-bid military boondoggles, union-machine politicking and Wall Street back room bailouts.

Now, there’s an insane new web series that shines a hilarious spotlight on the left’s big lie while putting up a mirror to crony hypocrisy on the right as well. Meet The Kronies! A team of politically inspired action figures: Kaptain Korn, Parts & Labor, Ariel Stryker, Bankor the Prophet and their leader Big G.We don’t know who’s behind this thing, but there also appears to be a crony “company”, Chimera Global Holdings, which alleges to be the manufacturers of the toys. Check it out and share it with everyone you know who whines about the need for big government to keep corporations at bay.

Read more at http://clashdaily.com/2014/01/meet-kronies-team-politically-inspired-big-government-action-figures/#EvDcwJl72YFFMyvs.99

H/T to Girls Just Wanna Have guns