In order to maintain a state of disorder in the union and to continue the corrupt policies of the "Master Bureaucracy" Our Dear Leader has declared once again in his greatest speech ever that "CLIMATE CHANGE IS A FACT!"
Here again "SOMETHING MUST BE DONE TO SAVE OUR CHILDREN!"
"We must continue to grab more land for "Federal Protection" and lock up all oil and gas reserves forever! All oil exploration must be halted at once! We must take away the incentive from those evil oil companies...SEIZE THEIR WORKING CAPITAL! We must invest in our future...therefor we must give all that sequestered money back to the GREEN ENERGY KRONIES and their academic cohorts; as well as to Al Gorelioni, their backers in Congress, and the banking lobby!"
ALL THAT IS GREEN IS GOOD AND REMEMBER THAT GREEN IS THE NEW RED KOMRADES!
H/T to Girls Just Wanna Have guns