Saturday, January 5, 2013

Liberal Takeover...Stop Drop And Roll

With the left looking for its next big cause, Congressional Democrats have latched onto the Sandy Hook massacre as an opportunity to push gun control. Yesterday alone, eight new bills were introduced relating to gun control. Two conservative bills were introduced relating to ending “gun free zones” under federal law...More at Breitbart zombie outbreaks, outbreaks of liberals are much to be feared. Like zombies, liberals evoke a visceral reaction in survivors: Fear. Panic. An overwhelming urge to shoot the advancing horde followed by a desire to flee. This is normal and you should not feel guilty for having these thoughts.

However one must resist the urge to shoot a liberal. Remember, he’s probably a lawyer and will sue you. (But not before calling you stupid.)

And so, in keeping with Manhattan Infidel’s mission statement of visiting every strip club in the Northeast providing useful and practical information I know present what to do in case of a liberal outbreak.
  • Step One: Stop!
If you find yourself confronted by a liberal outbreak your first instinct will be to look for an exit. However, the exits might already be blocked by a socialist who will be handing out Che Guevara t shirts. Do not panic! Immediately stand still. Cease any movement. Liberals, like dinosaurs, can only see moving objects.
  • Step Two: Drop!
If you find yourself in the mist of a liberal outbreak drop to the ground, covering your face with your hands. By doing this you confuse the liberal. Also the oxygen will be thicker closer to the ground decreasing your chance of suffocating from progressive rhetoric.
  • Step Three: Roll!
The victim of a liberal outbreak must roll on the ground in an attempt to brush off the socialist rhetoric. This will also have the added benefit of extinguishing the liberal by depriving him of oxygen. If you are on a rug or one is nearby try rolling the rug around yourself to further extinguish the liberal flames.
Just follow these steps and you increase your chances of survival in the liberal apocalypse. Also, these techniques may be enhanced by telling a liberal that “Jesus loves them.“ Jesus is liberal kryptonite.

And there you have it readers. It has been my pleasure to impart this timely and practical advice. Come on. Are you going to eat that? The bread is still good. I just have to wipe off that blue stuff.


sensitive information said...

Yes, Virginia the bankrupting of America does continue!
And herés the deal and this is just the tip of the iceberg. O’Bamboozer want us to give more and more money to the, should i put it nicely and say the “Have Not’s” Well just read on my good friends and look at where our hard earned money is going. More proof that Bamboozler really hates Americans, ans is determined to bring us to our knees. Once again that poor excuse for a man sets forth more regulations and rules are implemented there needs to be more enforcement entities to catch the perps who have learned how to game the systems already in place. The enforcement folks will see the futility in busting only a couple of crooks while the rest run wild and they will eventually give up trying to catch them. See Detroit. See Chicago. The cops have surrendered. The crooks won. And it only gets worse.
A investigation just exposed a database of 200 million Electronic Benefit Transfer records from January 2011 to July 2012, obtained by the New York Post, through a Freedom of Information request, that showed welfare recipients using their electronic benefit transfer cards to make dozens of cash withdrawals at ATMs, souds pretty reasonable so far doesn’t it.\/ But wait, these “Poor” Welfare recipients have been spending cash at bars, liquor stores, X-rated video shops, in hookers, and strip clubs — where they presumably spent their taxpayer money on lap dances rather than food, and diapers, and other necessities. Yeah, spending our money on sex, lottery tickets, and booze,, Those are the Obama voters folks! The liberal way...we work....they play!
I ask you, Is anyone actually surprised? These parasites and thugs have been using the system for decades. This what Democrats and liberals have done to this country. But you know what? This of us without a political agenda have warned for years, that once Democrats got enough people on the dole and receiving financial assistance from the governmental agencies, such as a welfare. Guaranteeing a Democrat election win, we as a country were done! Did you listen? NOPE! You voted ideology and entitlements, you wanted to “share the wealth” you wanted to stick it ti the rich! and you've got exactly what you wanted and what you deserve. Put a fork in us! We're done!

Scott Way said...

When the Brownshirts come for "them", (the entitled ones) it may sink in that fascistic despotism has arrived.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I think I'll just visit the strip clubs with Manhattan Infidel.

Scott Way said...

That is the best idea I've heard this new year Odie!