When Demigods Fail

 

Obama: I can't do a 'Jedi mind meld'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I like to think I've still got persuasive power left," he says. "Let me check."

 

The issue is not my persuasive power," he says. It's what Americans want.

Q: Couldn't you just have them down here and refuse to let GOP leaders leave the room?

           "I'm not a dictator, I'm the president.

[If McConnell or Boehner want to catch a plane], "I can't have Secret Service block the doorway. I know this has been some of the conventional wisdom. Somehow, even though most people agree that I'm being reasonable, the fact that they don't take it, that I should somehow do a Jedi mind meld [with them]...."

He says he can't do a Jedi mind meld.

 

Should I help our Dear Leader?

 

 

 

So many of our greatest dictators are failing to live up to the expectations of their serfs...

 

However, Hollywood and Washington elite are flocking to their defense!

 

 

 

Joe Kennedy and Citgo Oil

 

 

 

Of course the always dependable Sean Penn

 

 

And now Dennis Rodman is on tour with the truly omnipotent Kim Jung Un

 

 

Now is the time that we must all meditate and try to transfer all power to our young messiah!

 

With all the media and Hollywood resources already behind him, surely Duhwon must succeed in his upcoming gun confiscation and "Open Society" immigration sgendas.

 

 

HIS PLACE IN HISTORY MUST BE MADE SECURE!

ALL HAIL DUHWON!