Aries A good way to use children as props for any leftist project you are looking to promote, Global War...errr Climate Change is a good one. Hug the children as you sell their futures to Socialism and suck their souls from them.
Taurus Discuss how to steal err.. redistribute
income from the middle class with your caucus
by using class warfare to justify your zeal to
destroy hope. Tonight: keep your manicure
scissors nearby in case your mistress gets her
braces caught in your hair again.
Gemini Practice saying into a mirror: "I just
Gemini Practice saying into a mirror: "I just
found out about it on TeeVee" Then check on
the progress of your shredding crew.
Cancer Sad thoughts may bedevil you today.
Cancer Sad thoughts may bedevil you today.
Clear them out of your head by thinking of
destroying capitalism. Tonight: party like it's
Kim Jong Un Day.
Leo Take time to ignore the deaths in Benghazi
and craft legislation restricting access to
Benghazi documents. Tonight: clean your bong
without checking to see if there's a hit in the
chamber because your kids wouldn't smoke
your shit.
Virgo A good day to lawyer up. Not that you did
Virgo A good day to lawyer up. Not that you did
anything wrong! Still, a very, very good day to
lawyer up. Tonight: practice saying "a sacred
duty" in the mirror.
Libra Accuse your opponents of playing the
Libra Accuse your opponents of playing the
blame game. When they accuse you of playing
the blame game by accusing them of playing the
blame game, feign chest pains until they
apologize. Then start playing the blame-them-for
-your-chest-pains game.
Scorpio Replenish your campaign coffers by
Scorpio Replenish your campaign coffers by
sending out a fundraising email defending a cop
killer because hey, he's a communist, we gots to
stand together! Add a P.S. suggesting he should
get into politics.
Sagittarius Replenish your campaign coffers by
Sagittarius Replenish your campaign coffers by
sending out a fundraising email accusing a
conservative TV personality of saying things you
disagree with, and insisting that he shut up!
Add a P.S. suggesting he should stay out of politics.
Capricorn Today you'll get the urge to express
Capricorn Today you'll get the urge to express
your opposition to legal immigration by accusing
anyone opposing illegal immigration of racism.
If someone voices skepticism, call them a racist.
Aquarius Count your blessings as a Democrat,
such as unfettered love and adoration from the
media, newspapers, periodicals and supporting
Hollywood movies that allows you to get away
with lies, murder and keeping "the constituency"
poor and voting for you. Tonight: Block access
to a National Monument for veterans just for fun.
Pisces Don’t take no for an answer. Give no for
Pisces Don’t take no for an answer. Give no for
an answer. The 5th amendment is your and your
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That's their sign.
The Party of the People Odie...yeah right...
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