June Democrat Politician Horoscopes

Aries A good way to use children as props for any leftist project you are looking to promote, Global War...errr Climate Change is a good one. Hug the children as you sell their futures to Socialism and suck their souls from them.

Taurus Discuss how to steal err.. redistribute 

income from the middle class with your caucus 

by using class warfare to justify your zeal to 

destroy hope.  Tonight: keep your manicure 

scissors nearby in case your mistress gets her 

braces caught in your hair again.

Gemini Practice saying into a mirror: "I just 

found out about it on TeeVee" Then check on 

the progress of your shredding crew.

Cancer Sad thoughts may bedevil you today. 

Clear them out of your head by thinking of 

destroying capitalism. Tonight: party like it's 

Kim Jong Un Day.

Leo Take time to ignore the deaths in Benghazi 

and craft legislation restricting access to 

Benghazi documents. Tonight: clean your bong 

without checking to see if there's a hit in the 

chamber because your kids wouldn't smoke 

your shit.

Virgo A good day to lawyer up. Not that you did 

anything wrong! Still, a very, very good day to 

lawyer up. Tonight: practice saying "a sacred 

duty" in the mirror.

Libra Accuse your opponents of playing the 

blame game. When they accuse you of playing 

the blame game by accusing them of playing the 

blame game, feign chest pains until they 

apologize. Then start playing the blame-them-for

-your-chest-pains game.

Scorpio Replenish your campaign coffers by 

sending out a fundraising email defending a cop 

killer because hey, he's a communist, we gots to 

stand together! Add a P.S. suggesting he should 

get into politics.

Sagittarius Replenish your campaign coffers by 

sending out a fundraising email accusing a 

conservative TV personality of saying things you 

disagree with, and insisting that he shut up!

Add a P.S. suggesting he should stay out of politics.

Capricorn Today you'll get the urge to express 

your opposition to legal immigration by accusing 

anyone opposing illegal immigration of racism. 

If someone voices skepticism, call them a racist.

Aquarius Count your blessings as a Democrat, 

such as unfettered love and adoration from the 

media, newspapers, periodicals and supporting 

Hollywood movies that allows you to get away 

with lies, murder and keeping "the constituency"

 poor and voting for you. Tonight: Block access 

to a National Monument for veterans just for fun.

Pisces Don’t take no for an answer. Give no for 

an answer. The 5th amendment is your and your 

friends friend.

HEY DEMOCRAT; WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?

OH THAT'S RIGHT...DUH...

From...Mike Miles