"Trayvon, he innocently drinkin' Purple Drank from his bottle in his crib, this creepy ass cracka mofo come up an pop a cap in his young ass," stated Jeantel on the Piers Morgan show, adding that "I'ma start a new school teach white folk mind they own damn bidness we n**gas wanna kick their ass."
Morgan was all in favor of the new school, and mentioned that he hoped it would be a Gun Free Zone, except for responsible young New Black Party members and union member teachers.
The CIA was reported to have corralled Jeantel into a holding pen as she left the courthouse and searched her neck folds for fugitive Snowden with the assistance of Federal Game Wardens, the local fire department and the "jaws of life".
Jeantel allegedly said she would never hide a "creepy-ass cracker" in any of her folds, though she admitted one or two may have become trapped there accidentally.
Reports that her hair had been done by Moochell Obama's hair dresser (a descendant of Moe Howard's personal beautician) have not been confirmed.
Being the dirty old man that I am, I gotta say that the words "19 year old female" conjures up different images in my mind than---
All I can say about that is "dahumn"