Friday, April 1, 2011

The Thug Watch


     Shots ring out in Stupidville, Ohio. Shell casings are found in my neighborhood. Guns are pointed at family members and bullets just miss a sleeping 5 yr. old as a car is shot up in a local "Housing Project." 

     Residents threaten to move from nearby hillsides. Warm weather brings out gangsta cockroaches and destruction ensues as local businesses are robbed and storefront windows are smashed.

     Your intrepid reporter "Scott" who writes mostly on the national scene has been doing a week long investigative report on his local beat.

     Just this morning, I witnessed an attack by one of the local  "Baby Gangsta's" who were reported on in the last Thug Watch. As an older man and woman walked to work the punk hit the man in the eye and snatched the woman's purse. The thief was surprised when the man took off after him and kept him at bay until the police arrived. The punk was arrested for strongarm robbery.


Ongoing investigations have suspects on the run as the gunslingers reported on earlier have been identified and charges are pending in some cases. Updates to come...

4 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Arm yourself, it's war out there.

Scott said...

Locked and loaded up in hea' to be SURE!

Trestin said...

Man, that is a nice binky.

Scott said...

"Blinky" you mean...LOL