Saturday, June 9, 2012

Biden Urges End To Traditional Farming


Cypress Bay High School (Fla.) that “it’s long past the time when Americans should be shifting away from traditional farming as a means of supplying food.”

“Let’s face it, farming is unnatural,” Biden pointed out. “Using sharp tools to cut into the earth, planting seeds in neat rows for efficient reaping (also done with sharp tools, I might add), piping in water from far away—these are all artificial methods that rape the land.”


Biden argued that “in a more primitive era such methods may have been unavoidable. But do we really need them today? Why can’t everyone just get their food from the supermarket? Jill and I have been doing that for as long as I can remember. Most of the stuff comes in boxes and cans. It’s all very clean. You don’t have to poke tools into the soil stirring up dust and polluting the air. If we can only convince more people to follow our example the environmental degradation being caused by farmers could be greatly reduced.”


The vice-president also hailed the doubling of the amount the government has spent on food stamps since 2008 as “further proof that there are other ways to feed our population without destroying the land.”



In support of Biden’s vision, the Environmental Protection Agency is deploying aerial drones to fly over agricultural areas “to gather evidence on those raping the land with these primitive farming techniques.”

EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson declined to specify whether this evidence would be used to support prosecution of violators or whether the President would use it to select targets for drone-launched missile strikes. “I believe the President will choose the most appropriate enforcement mechanism on a case-by-case basis,” Jackson said...AZ Conservative
H/T to Mark Scott


3 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

You understand, of course, that some liberal might read your words from Dear Joe and believe them. At least I hope so.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Did Biden really say that? NO BODY'S that stupid are they ... never mind, it's Joe.

Great "Horse" face on that girl. That's always the way I've seen her too.

Scottcarp Dreamer said...

Mr. Ed has always been a household favorite around here...Don't ask me why. Now I have a reason to laugh at the parody.

Libs believe anything with a sugar coating on it. Joey says "We just go to the supermarket"..I guess elves just come at night and deliver the food in Obamatopia.