Friday, August 3, 2012

The Blonde Pilot

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack then dies.

She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I am a Democrat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio...

"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

Thanks to Mark Scott

My time is limited this week, but there is more serious material on Fast and Furious BELOW should you be interested.


Mark Adams said...

A Democrat would never utter the Lords Prayer. LOL

Scott Way said...

Not unless they edit it to suit their agenda.