Monday, March 7, 2011
I Blame Waldo
If you were worried about my sudden departure mid-story on Saturday; or even if you just don't give a s***, I must blame it on Waldo. My computer suffered a sudden attack of "BRAIN FREEZE" It was not terminal but I began to wonder why I was so inconvenienced and at such an inopertune moment.
Then I discovered that "Waldo" the IBM computer had just lost his match on "Jeopardy." "That must be it!" I thought. Waldo was suffering from depression over his bad showing against a human and he had embarked on a nationwide rampage against bloggers and other websites that offended him in some way.
Well, maybe it wasn't Waldo...maybe it was just a Google internal review or a Social Justice Dept. investigation. I feel better already at the thought.
BUT PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING--COMPLETED "THUG WATCH" REPORT...IT IS A GOOD ONE!