George Carlin - Life is Worth Losing (2007)

Now all you baby-boommers like me can die in peace. Happy that your Social Security money that you invested over the years will be redistributed fairly to those that really need it, you may pass on to your final reward. 

With the sure passage of a 50% or higher Death Tax next year, you don't have to worry about leaving your business, your farm, or any monetary legacy to your children. They won't be bickering over their inheritance. The Government will take good care of it for them.

Don't worry about investing in an IRA anymore as the Government is considering plans that will make it mandatory for you to invest in Treasury Bonds--Be assured they will be held safely in a "Lock Box" for you.