In the latest version of this cult classic we meet a whole new cast.
Introducing Juan Williams as the ill fated Lando Calressian. His fate is about to be sealed by the Evil Soros; new controller of the NPR Deathstar channel. They attempt to silence him by encasing him in Carbomite. His offense to the Empire--speaking out against the Muslim clone army and their spaced out supporters from the Left Wing nebula.
Starring Bill O' Riley as the wise and venerable Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Presenting Ann Coulter as the beautiful Princess Leah.
Sean Hannity as Luke Skywalker and dedicated friend of Calressian.
As the rebel force-- The Tea Party with the entire cast of the FOX News Network.
Barack (Baby Doc) Obama as the planted thug dictator with a secret past--Darth Vader.
Glenn Beck as Yoda with his radio cast in pivotal supporting role.
And Emperor George Soros as himself.
This will prove to be the last stand of the freedom loving inhabitants of the Tea Bag system. Their long and storied revolutionary past; based on a proven and lawful form of government; now threatened by a tyrannical Universal Empire.
Stay tuned for the next dramatic episode where the old droid R2D-Gingrich attacks the NPR Deathstar along with the newly formed Young Guns of Congress!
Here we see Juan (Calressian) before defecting from the dark side.