Keep this one for your records folks!
Here is a compendium of pearls cast forth by the most brilliant president in the history of our nation:
- “The Bomb” that fell on Pearl Harbor
- “The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”
- 10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988
- Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket
- Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!
- Another Senior Moment
- ATMs Cause Unemployment
- Blames Hugo Chavez’s Election on (ta da) BUSH! Oops.
- Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball
- Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen”