Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Wild Turkey Alert!

Though hard to see here, the presidential pardon turkey has apparently violated parole. He has been spotted by the UK Guardian attempting to cross the Channel to enter Norway. This bird which is extremely sly and secretive must be approched with caution. While quite addleminded he is extremely proud and self centered. He will spend hours preening himself and listening to himself squawk. He is extremely territorial however, and will strike out at all rivals. Be Aware! He often travels with a flock of lesser birds who follow him implicitly. These Emanuelites as they are called are extremely dangerous. Approach with caution! Be wary of this bird and guard your purses ladies. He is known to travel far and wide in search of shiny objects/bling with which it feathers it's own nest and those of it's flock. One of the best ways to corral this turkey has been recently discovered however. When spoken to and cooed at in it's own "bird talk" he soon becomes sedate. Fond of his own speech and overfeeding of the same diet that he is used to, he may be easily captured. Once in custody the fowl will remain the responsibility of the new owner. Previous owners have no more use for the critter. He has a tendancy to root around and destroy all production on the premises. Being too dangerous to crops and hard to manage, we will release him into the care of a new handler. Papers are unavailable at this time.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Eco Wars Begin

With the announcement of the EPA's regulatory assault on American prosperity and traditional lifestyle the Government has effectively declared war on its own people. Any activity in which you involve yourself can now be considered a crime punishable by fines or imprisonment--even breathing a known pollutant into space. Commerce, farming, fishing, having children (which as we have been told recently adds tons of CO2 emmissions into the atmosphere) and literally any activity whatsoever can now be regulated into extinction by Carol Browner, Cass Sunstein and The Great BO. This is Eco-Dictatorship and Congressional blackmail. We need a strong response from our leaders on the right immediately. We here in the "rustbelt" of the nation know only too well what the Moonbat enviro-weenies in the EPA are capable of when it comes to destroying an economy. They invoke a deep resentment at the very mention of their oppressive regulations. locally they have a reputation akin to "Revenooers", rapists and white slavers. Indeed, what the global elite in Copenhagen and in this administration have planned for us is in reality indentured servitude. The recently leaked "white papers" from Denmark , along with the blatent statements by the new EU president, Al Gore, and Danish president declare a new Global Government has been arranged--unelected and without even review by the corrupt UN. This Cabal will be managed by a group of world bankers, corporate elite, (think George Soros) the World Bank, and the IMF. More information on this truly evil religion of the leftist powers can be found on for Global Enslavement. Our power companies and farmers are already preparing for the coming communist assault on our liberties. Over 1 Billion in stimulus money has been recently been allocated to several states and corporations to build "Carbon Capture" technologies. This funding will be matched by like amounts or more to be sure to be invested by our utilities nationwide in coal fired plants. The ultimate cost to be passed incrementally on to the consumer of course. This will of course lead to the ultimate take over by the government of our utilities, coal production and oil production and refining that has not already fallen under federal purview. This action has been enacted without any mandate by the president--however those in the know around here know from past bad experience that it is best to be one step ahead of the Reg. Czar at all times. We in OH have just passed a constitutional ammendment establishing our own Farm Oversight Commission. This legislation is a bulwark against the intrusion of restrictive federal wildlife regs. which would drive the cost of meat and all agricultural products through the roof. It may work as a temporary doorstop to the eco-terrorists. Of course the legislation was vehemently opposed by the communist front groups such as the Sierra Club, the Wildlife Foundation, and the American Humane Society. (Not to be confused with the "Humane Society" whis is a legitimate concern) Left to their own ways the Left is working to stop most American fishing, hunting,--even the running of your own dogs in the woods will be restricted. Yes we now have a Great Lakes Czar and his reach has been extended into even lake and farm fisheries. The Dept. of Fish and Wildlife is now as close to a group of "Brownshirts" that we could ever imagine. They have the right of home invasion, search, and seizure (of weapons) without search warrants or Habias Corpus restrictions. In a somewhat unrelated note Obama has apparently decided to extend the Green jobs movement into the Federal Prison system. We will soon have prisoners coming around to caulk our windows I am sure. Don't be suprised at anything in the BizarrOworld. Proposals will tax larger homes in the US, large gatherings, all buildings of a certain size, all meat products, all irrigation and plowing-harvesting projects, lumber, all travel; land, air,and sea--the list will go on and on and will tax your very existence. This is under attack as well with the eugenic policies proposed by Science Czar Holdren. Read his book; Eco Science. Child bearing will be restricted and th rearing of the children will be supervised by the state (like it isn't now). This Brave New World will have strong enforcement provisions as well. We will be required to give up economic and national soveriegnty to the world elite. This includes military control. There is a force, which has been in preparation for quite some time, ready to be deployed by global powers just to quell a citizens revolt here in the US. Oh, I know, it can't happen here. Barack will protect us. Yeah right. HE is the first ever President to chair the global council on climate change. Trillions are at stake and corruption will be the rule of the day when this new global carbon derivatives scam jumps into full gear. Normal market forces will no longer apply. The total fall of the industrialized world is their ultimate goal. This will lead to a new agrarian society easily manipulated by Fuedal Lords. The One already has a choice spot picked out for himself and his loyal servants to be sure. Question: Will their own arrogance and openly false claims catch up with them and bring this whole circus to a grinding halt. This could be an ugly trainwreck. Many innocent victims may be hurt in this one. Power like this is extremely addictive and the cold turkey approach could prove deadly to some.

Old Fools Never Die

They just keep ranting on and on and onnnnn! In true progressive form the Dem. congress continues to fall back on the strategy which has served them so well in the past. One of social division along the lines of class, race, and gender. Reid calls us slavers if we oppose his socialist agenda. Boxer and the newly formed femi-nazi movement call us all sexist for the same reasons. Class division is the lifeblood of TARP and "economic justice and reform"--said redistribution. Discounting the facts which tell us of the historically racist and elitist nature of liberals and their policies, these so smarter than us little tyrants continue to rewrite the history books. People have started to realize that these social divisions concocted by the left are only meant to weaken the nation as a whole and extend total power to the bureaucrats. This is the true disconnect and obvious weakness which will lead to the failure and eventual downfall of these "gypsies and thieves". Non-hyphenated Americans will unite in a time against obvious tyranny wielded by a thuggish government. We can only pray that it is soon enough.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Return Of The Flying Imams

Yesterday FOX News reported on an Air Trans flight 297 delay out of Atlanta. The report stated that the flight had to return to the terminal after a passenger refused to get off his cell phone prior to departure. That is not the whole story. I have this update from reliable sources and a passenger on the flight; also corroberated by an unnamed pilot at the airline. As passengers were boarding 13 men in traditional Islamic garb entered the plane and took seats at spaced intervals throughout the plane. Once seated one of the men near the back of the plane made a call to another man in the front and began to talk loudly and aggressively in Arabic. When told that he would have to put the phone down he called the stewardess insulting names and told her to go to hell. At this time another man brought out a DVR player and began showing porno films. (This is a permitted indiscretion to radical Islamists before an act of Jihad) He was told that devices of this sort could not be played while in flight. He then told the stewardess she was a Infidel whore and to shut up and go away. She went to get someone from the flight deck and the men began to get up in mass to get to the cabin. This is when the passenger I mentioned, who works for NASA, got up to block this assault. Another passenger--a Texan--said that he had the other man,s back. Between the two of them they headed the men toward the door bodily. At this time federal air security agents entered the plane and took the Muslim men off as the plane arrived back at the terminal. After a short time 11 of the men were returned to the plane! One of the stewardesses came back to the area in tears. The Texan asked what the h---was going on. He was told that the men had been searched and could continue on the flight. Another man got up, said this is nuts, and he wanted off. The stewardess said he wasn't permitted to leave the plane. This brought other passengers to their feet saying that this plane wasn't going anywhere with them on it. The flight was presumably cancelled at this point and the passengers permitted to deplane. What became of the Islamic agitators remains a mystery as Air Trans remains close-lipped about the incident. At best this seems to be an attempt by CAIR to bait the airline into another lawsuit like the one just settled out of court by several Imams who staged an incident last year to scare passengers and then claim harsh and discriminatory treatment. Islamic radicals are being trained here and abroad by CAIR, the ACLU, The Lawyers Guild and other law firms like the one Eric Holder previously worked for on how to bring charges and avoid imprisonment, embarrass Americans and even sue for damages. This sounds remarkably similar to the charges being brought against the HEROIC Navy Seals being brought to court martial on the 7th--On Pearl Harbor Day. Also similar are the charges by a KSM co-conspirator just yesterday of torture in Guantanamo where he wants all charges to be dropped. At the worst this was another test of our resolve in protecting our aircraft and passengers from more attacks. Here, I believe we came up badly wanting as it seems that it took two courageous passengers to come to the forefront yet one more time. For those of you who continue to deny the threat of an "Enemy Within", or the feeling of empowerment that political correctness, and the obvious weakness and complicit nature of Barack Obama have on these Thugs--Wake up! Your government will not protect you from this threat. Your government does not care about your safety or your needs in ANY way. That is unless it suits their agenda, their template, or manages to aggrandize or enrich themselves in some way.
UPDATE__I have edited some of the text here, but the basic story remains intact after checking my sources. The gentleman who relayed the story has admitted to embellishing on the part of the story where he helped remove the troublemakers. There were no flight security agents on board at the time though and they did board the plane after it arrived back at the gate. The men that returned to the plane kept acting beligerantly and smirking and a small passenger revolt did ensue. The NASA employee has since had his name and address made public for targeting and ridicule by leftist moonbat bloggers. He has said that he doesn't want to become the next "Joe the Plumber". It seems as though he may be facing a Fatwa however.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Beautiful Dreamer

Well, I certainly feel the Hope; how about you? Now we have a real strategy and a real plan that Bush never gave us. It is all Bush's fault again (yawn) his war debt (yawwwn) his falure to get Bin Laden. (Snore). Here is something to really pull us all together and support The Obama strategy. We will send in a few troops in now to help train some 13 yr. old Afghani police officers. We will teach more Afghani citizens to grow tomatoes. Transparency and accountability will be the words for their leaders to live by. We must improve the lifestyle of a 9th century but this is not nation building. We must move in now so we can get out sooner ("hasten the withdrawl") McCrystal didn't really ask Obama for 60-80,000 troops over three months ago. He will get by with a limeted number of "advisors" and the help of our stout NATO allies. These troops will continue to carry out a kinder gentler war with a "kinder-gentler machine gun hand" as Neil Young once said. All rules of engagement will be strictly adhered to and the rights of the detainees upheld at all times as correctness demands of us. We will leave these people much safer and better off when we pull out and leave them to the "moderate" members of the Taliban to take over their governance. We will not throw Pres. Kharzi and his regional followers under the bus. We will continue to offer payolla to Afghanistan and MORE to Pakistan and this will all make Americans much safer. The rising tide of radical Wahabist will be stemmed around the world. We will make sure that they don't get their hands on any nuclear materials. All of our troops will be firmly supported in all ways including economically. Obama will not send them into harms way unnecessarily without a winnable strategy and tactical support.
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! I can't take it any more! All of this sweetness and light makes me want to PUKE! There is no substance to this Incompetant in Chief. He has split the baby in half for base, crass political gains. He will continue to throw our sons and daughters; and those of the poor Afghanis who support us; to the Taliban wolves. These people don't look at this struggle in matters of months or "eighteen month or three year timetables", (why eighteen months?--I wonder if this decision might be political--surely not) but over a span of centuries. If we are to have any chance of survival in their wake, as the Muslim hoards carry on their ancient Jihad and wash over Europe and Asia like a plague of locusts we had better stand up strongly, forcefully, NOW. We have a Beta Dog for a President who has already bowed down and agreed to sacrifice as many Americans and Israelis as is necessary to appease the Saudis and other middle eastern powers that be. These poor young people at West Point were told behind the scenes to respond enthusiastically to this Obamacrap. Insiders tell us that you could see in their eyes that their hearts weren't in it. Can you blame them? GET IN with both feet or crawl out of this war on your belly. We are in for a decades long struggle to come and your gangsta' politics and your insufferable lack of backbone will not serve America well in the coming years Barack! I am mad as hell and we should not be forced to swallow this leftist crap any more when we know lives are at stake. The Marxists in Congress and the Statist Media (see Chris Mathews' latest) are already at work trying to cut the throats of our own military any way they can. OUTRAGE doesn't even describe my feelings. Obama was "born to lose"--not in a political sense (yet)--but to drive us over a cliff like a group of willing lemmings. Failure is inevitable at every turn of the road with this man-child at the wheel. We will be facing the whip of Sharia soon folks and we are just supposed to bend over and take it. All you bad Americans deserve it. More of your chickens are about to arrive home at the roost. Just wait till the show trials start in NY. You see how easy John Gotti got off yesterday for the fourth time didn't you. These NY thugs got nothin' on the Muslim mob. John Bolton is moving his family out of NY. He says it will become unsafe. I don't feel safe anywhere there is a radical Muslim or a Progressive/Marxist thief nextdoor. How about you?