Team Obama Food Police™ Calorie Count Edition

     With federal calorie counting requirements going into effect nationwide you would think that the home of Obama--(the Chicago home that is)--the Illinois First District would have a stellar record in the category of healthy living wouldn't you?
     Well this is not the case at all. A newly published report finds that among all districts the Obama district comes in 438th---DEAD LAST in healthy living standards for the state. This is down from last year's ranking of 408th.
     But be assured---That will not deter BO and Moochelle from dictating every miniscule detail of your miserable little lives. Have a nice day!
     And remember-----

Your Defense Dollars At Work

     This is the actual image of the proposed frog statue with a 10 foot fairy on its back set for construction at the Mark Center in Alexandria Virginia. COST---$600,000.00. Your Pentagon has OK'd the statue supported by the National Endowment for the Arts but paid for by the Pentagon. The frog will light up and emit gurgling sounds and sounds of nature.

     OH BOY I can't wait to go see it! However funding may be delayed due to public outcry at the frivolous nature of the expenditure. With 600 million (lowball figure) a day being spent in Libya alone, and all the waste in the Defense budget, surely we won't mind a little statue being built in a place where almost no one visits.

     The link to the story is below--and I am sorry; it is a toad.

Pentagon Art: $600,000 Gurgling Toad Sculpture - Washington Whispers (usnews.com)

Pentagon Art: $600,000 Gurgling Toad Sculpture - Washington Whispers (usnews.com)

Visit Nesting Falcons

Here I have found two new sites for those of us who enjoy the wild and respect it without going nuts over Global Warming scams and radical environmentalism. Live feeds of raptors in action here---

Visit Nesting Falcons

Visit The Decorah Bald Eagles Close Up

This is a video shot by raptorresource.org You can visit nest sites of raptors in real time. COOL STUFF!

The Thug Watch

     Shots ring out in Stupidville, Ohio. Shell casings are found in my neighborhood. Guns are pointed at family members and bullets just miss a sleeping 5 yr. old as a car is shot up in a local "Housing Project." 

     Residents threaten to move from nearby hillsides. Warm weather brings out gangsta cockroaches and destruction ensues as local businesses are robbed and storefront windows are smashed.

     Your intrepid reporter "Scott" who writes mostly on the national scene has been doing a week long investigative report on his local beat.

     Just this morning, I witnessed an attack by one of the local  "Baby Gangsta's" who were reported on in the last Thug Watch. As an older man and woman walked to work the punk hit the man in the eye and snatched the woman's purse. The thief was surprised when the man took off after him and kept him at bay until the police arrived. The punk was arrested for strongarm robbery.

Ongoing investigations have suspects on the run as the gunslingers reported on earlier have been identified and charges are pending in some cases. Updates to come...

Jeff Buckley and the Aliens (rare acapella)

Just join The Obama Youth on the site seen below and we will make sure you won't have to worry about "Hillbillies and Aliens" anymore--or anything else for that matter......

Art by Rodney

President Obama Americas Great Outdoors initiative News

If you want a college education kids, and you want a guaranteed job with the entrenched Leftist bureaucracy when you graduate; just join The Obama Youth. We offer college loan guarantees, scholarships for minorities who "qualify", free uniforms, room and board, and all the marching and the "training" you will need to fit into the New World Order.

But just remember--No nonconformists or Tea Partiers allowed. Political Correctness REQUIRED!

Beauty Queen Kills bed intruder with pink gun

                                  You go girl! 
 I hope she makes a fortune on the publicity. This is one "Code Pink" move that I can support wholeheartedly! 

I Love To Be Dominated

     Well not I--But this silly critter sure seems to enjoy it as much as a Liberal Male Democrat.
     I wonder if she will stick to the wall now.

Dedicated to Fuzzy's babies---
My Heart Hasn