Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Call The Government Man...Quick!

I toldja bout dem Ho's round hea...Jus' ain't trustin' em!

DECEMBER 27--A Pennsylvania man is facing a criminal rap after he called 911 to report that a pair of prostitutes had left his home without fully “servicing” him, cops report.

Police allege that Jerry Streng, 63, paid the women $400 and brought the hookers back to his Berlin home. As Streng told a cop, he hired the pair “for the purpose of ‘Smoking Smoke’ and engaging in sexual intercourse,” according to misdemeanor criminal complaints...Read more at TSG

I would demand refund and a recall of this plainly DEFECTIVE merchandise. She ain't no prize either!


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Do you think there's a chance you'll get your $400.00 back?

Scott said...

HAAA...Nice of you Odie to think of me! No, we ain't got no $400.00 Hookers in Lil' Chickago. Nuthin but the finest $20.00 Crack Ho's round hea!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sooooo, you paid for 20 hookers up front?

Scott said...

Ain't credit cards great!