Saturday, December 17, 2011

Rednecks Deserve A Break Today

It’s time for a different type of redneck joke. Rednecks know who they are, and have been very tolerant of mockery, and they don’t require the jokes to come from another redneck, lest you be killed.

Take a look at these and ask yourself, am I a redneck?

You might be a redneck if:  It never occurred to you to be offended  by the phrase, ‘One nation under God.’

You might be a redneck if:  You’ve never been offended by seeing the 10 Commandments posted in a  public place,

You might be a redneck if:  You still say ‘ Christmas’ instead of  ‘Winter  Festival.’

You might be a  redneck if:  You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:  You stand and place your hand over your  heart when they play the National Anthem.

You  might be a redneck if: You  treat our armed forces veterans with great respect.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:  You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the  same.

You  might be a redneck if: You’ve ever  given  your last dollar to a friend.

You  might be a redneck if:  You believe in God & Jesus and believe that others have the right to believe in a different God as long as their God does not command them to kill infidels.

You  might be a redneck if:  You’ve never burned, urinated on, defecated on, spit on, or stepped on the American flag.


Gorges Smythe said...

Just wanted to say, not only do us rednecks know ourselves for what we are, we understand full well the moral depravity of those who mock us. That's why we choose to STAY rednecks!

We ALMOST came up your way today, but chickened out due to possible bad weather. Merry CHRISTMAS my friend!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I are a RedNeck, but then you already knew that.

Scott said...

Rednecks rule their world...your world...and the untamed world of the progs as well. You Lefties just don't know it yet. Red to da bone up in hea!

Scott said...

And a very Merry CHHRISTMAS to you Gorges, and to Odie as well. It is starting to snow as we speak. I just left a nice church breakfast and was having ...well unseemly, sinful thoughts and had to offer the following post. I hope you all enjoy my diversions!