Take a look at these and ask yourself, am I a redneck?
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation under God.’
You might be a redneck if: You’ve never been offended by seeing the 10 Commandments posted in a public place,
You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘ Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival.’
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You’ve ever given your last dollar to a friend.
You might be a redneck if: You believe in God & Jesus and believe that others have the right to believe in a different God as long as their God does not command them to kill infidels.
You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned, urinated on, defecated on, spit on, or stepped on the American flag.
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And a very Merry CHHRISTMAS to you Gorges, and to Odie as well. It is starting to snow as we speak. I just left a nice church breakfast and was having ...well unseemly, sinful thoughts and had to offer the following post. I hope you all enjoy my diversions!
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