You must comply with MoBama's dietary regulations!
And she looks so "phat"!
New recently disclosed restrictions are being placed on all food manufacturers. In order to comply with Mobama's plan for your healthy lifestyle, food distributers must reduce sugar and trans-fat to required limits or face ADVERTISING BANS.
These new restrictions are being targeted at cereal companies in particular. They are being touted as "recommendations" for now. However, if non-compliance is discovered, strict guidelines and regulatory hurdles will be placed in the way of advertising to children.
No more Tony the Tiger!
Of course all soft drinks will be forced under the Big Thumb as well.
I wonder if corn syrup will be regulated as well. It is worse than sugar and it is in many packaged foods that most people don't even realize.
But no, we can't regulate THAT! Corn is subsidized by The Federal Government!